Privacy Policy

The short version: we collect the minimum needed to print and ship your order, we never sell or share your data with anyone beyond the services that make the shop run, and there are no ad trackers on this site — the only measurement is our own anonymous visit counting and page-speed data, with no cookies and no personal information. Effective July 30, 2026.

What we collect

What we do with it

We use your information to print, ship, and support your orders — receipts, tracking emails, proofs for custom cards, and answering your questions. The only marketing email we send is the newsletter you explicitly signed up for, and every issue carries a one-click unsubscribe link. We never sell, rent, or trade your personal information.

Who else touches your data

A few services are involved in running the shop, strictly to do their jobs:

Cookies & tracking

No advertising trackers and no tracking cookies. We run two measurements. The first is our own first-party visit counting: your browser tells our server which page was viewed and which site linked to it, and we keep anonymous daily tallies. To count unique visitors without cookies, we tally a one-way scrambled fingerprint that changes every day — we never store your IP address, and yesterday's count can't be connected to today's. The second is Vercel Speed Insights, which reports how fast pages load (metrics like load time and layout shift). Neither uses cookies, collects personal identifiers, or can follow you across sites. Your shopping cart is stored in your own browser (localStorage) and never leaves your device — we can't even see it.

How long we keep things

Order records are kept as long as tax and accounting rules require. Custom art files are kept while your order is in progress and long enough to cover a reprint under our guarantee, then deleted — or immediately on request once your order is complete.

Your choices

Email orders@turnemsideways.com to ask what we have about you, correct it, or have it deleted. We'll do it — the only exception is transaction records we're legally required to keep.

Kids

This shop isn't directed at children under 13, and we don't knowingly collect their information.

Changes

If this policy ever changes, the new version will be posted here with an updated effective date. Given what we collect (almost nothing), don't expect much drama.

Questions?

orders@turnemsideways.com — a real human answers it.